Chowder

Verb- To chow-down female genitalia like a bowl of clam chowder.

Let me chowder you girly pop

by Wigs January 24, 2023

Chowder

A colloquial synonym for any form of naughtiness, evil, or immorality (also used as a characterization of a person who behaves in such a manner)

The biggest chowder at the end of every work week in my workplace is communally decided and anointed in a rancid concoction

by o23gfh September 25, 2025

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

by myno January 22, 2013

Chowder cock

A thick hearty cock

Dayummm Mr Marcus got dat chowder cock

by George whos this January 9, 2014

Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011

Chowder Shit

British nickname for Washington Husky basketball player Matthew Bryan-Amaning.

Dude 1: The Huskies are playing.
Dude 2: Here's to hoping Chowder Shit doesn't play!

by Mozzillest November 3, 2010

chowder bag

reference to the scrotum and testicles, usually one's own.

gonna hop in the shower and wash the chowder bag.

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008