The act of regurgitating beef wellington into a british whore's vagina when something particularly drule is said.
After a supple continental breakfast and some shrimp on the barbey, I put on my knickers and gave meredith a well deserved Wellington Chortle; Spot on, she said.
by BES the best July 18, 2006
Get the Wellington Chortle mug.Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.
Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.
Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.
"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"
"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"
"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"
by Brian Crane March 1, 2008
Get the chortley mug.A synthetic device connected directly to the frontal cortex to significantly increase intelligence. The Charglebond is bonded using an expensive medical adhesive, or industrial strength epoxy.
(The Charglebond is usually connected to the frontal cortex with epoxy If performed outside the United States)
(Operations can cost between 25,000 to 500,000. Depending on the quality of Charglebond and level of surgeon)
(The Charglebond is usually connected to the frontal cortex with epoxy If performed outside the United States)
(Operations can cost between 25,000 to 500,000. Depending on the quality of Charglebond and level of surgeon)
by Edward Stine MD. December 14, 2010
Get the Charglebond mug.The act of gargling a limp penis, or penis-like object. Often used out of literal context when a person is forcibly or quickly shoving something down their throat.
It only cost me $50 to have her chorkle me.
Wow Susan you are really chorkling down that sausage.
Those hot dogs look good enough to chorkle.
Wow Susan you are really chorkling down that sausage.
Those hot dogs look good enough to chorkle.
by DeadlyDL April 22, 2011
Get the Chorkle mug.To fondle a sexual partner's scrotum and testes in a pleasurable manner. This ordinarily will occur during the course of oral sex, but can take place during any sexual activity. It can be used as either a noun or a verb.
Bro A: Bro! I met this girl at the bar last night and she chongled me like I've never been chongled before!
Bro B: O hey bro dude! Last week I met a girl who did me a similar favor!
Bro A: No way! I think the females are catching on.
Bro B: Wait, did she have red hair?
Bro A: Why yes. Don't tell me you hooked up with Rachel.
Bro B: O bro, we just got chongled!
Bro B: O hey bro dude! Last week I met a girl who did me a similar favor!
Bro A: No way! I think the females are catching on.
Bro B: Wait, did she have red hair?
Bro A: Why yes. Don't tell me you hooked up with Rachel.
Bro B: O bro, we just got chongled!
by chonglemeister March 5, 2011
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wife "Well I did of course"
husband "You freaking choglet!!!"
wife "Well I did of course"
husband "You freaking choglet!!!"
by MeanGene September 26, 2005
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