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chopper talk

Slang for the familiar lame interactions between the Obstructionist in Chief and journalists as he pretends he can’t hear unwelcome questions over the noise of the chopper blades.
Hey you fake newstards, this is fucking chopper talk, not some serious White House press briefing!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020
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chopped and screwed

Slowing down a song to a furneral pace and repeating certain points of the songs to create a double-up effect. Chopped and Screwed music originated in the early 1990's from legendary DJ Screw, the godfather of Screwed Music, who perfected the art of slowing down one record on one turntable and then having the same record on another turntable at a delay so as create a repetition. DJ Screw had his own label, Screwed Up Records, and own group, Screwed Up Click. DJ Screw suddenly passed away in November 2000 from heart failure which was attributed to drinking prescription cough syrup. This cough "syrup" was popularized in in late 2000 by Three 6 Mafia with "Sippin on Some Syrup". The syrup claimed to help become infused in the Chopped and Screwed music. They syrup slowed down motor skills and was directed related to Chopped and Screwed music.

DJ Michael "5000" Watts caught onto the Chopped and Screwed method in 1995. He started his own label, Swishahouse. It wasn't until the 2000's, that DJ Michael Watts gained some fame. He signed Slim Thug, Paul Wall, Khamillionaire, Mike Jones, and Magnificient to the Swishahouse label. Countless Chopped and Screwed mixtapes of big hit radio songs were slowed down. Along with big names involving themselves on the mixtapes, the southern rap style from Houston was on the verge of blowing up by 2003. Late 2003, Three 6 Mafia's "Da Unbreakables" was remixed by Watts. It was a sure hit due to Three 6 Mafia's infectious production from the DJ Paul and Juicy J. Once the 2 worlds of Three 6 Mafia's crunk music and the Chopped and Screwed music collided, countless ears started to listen what the city of Houston had to say.

In mid-2004, Mike Jones, Slim Thug, and Paul Wall teamed up on a compilation CD from Watts called "The Day Hell Broke Loose Pt. 2". The song was entitled, "Still Tippin". The regualar version of the song became a major hit commercially. What people did not know was that a Chopped and Screwed version was making it way through the stores and on the Internet. A video was also made for the slowed down version. Major airplay came to both version of the song. The song was subsequently released on Mike Jones' album, "Who is Mike Jones?" in early 2005.

Currently, big name southern rappers are releasing 2 versions of their albums, one regular and the other "Chopped and Screwed". Such artists such as Ludacris, 8 Ball & MJG, T.I. Lil Wayne, Big Tymers, David Banner, Lil Wyte, Three 6 Mafia, Paul Wall, Mystikal, and Juvenile have had their regular albums chopped and screwed up.

This new form of music has even spawned a software music editor called Screwlab. It slows the speed down of a record and allows for chopping and recording of any mp3-coded song. More info can be found at www.Screwlab.com.
Chopped and Screwed music is my favorite to ride slow to.
by MisterMehoff June 6, 2005
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Load up them choppas

Phrase used to describe the act of inserting a magazine into a gun (that is or is like the AK-47.) Mostly used in the deep south, frequently done on December 31st to celebrate the New Year.
Jeff: Hey what day is it?
Bob: December 31st.
Jeff: Let's load up them choppas and then hit the parties.
Bob: Sounds good man!
by XxXsM0k3w33d4LyPh3420XxX August 21, 2011
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right-handed knuckle chopper

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!
by Dutz April 5, 2013
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Cropportunity

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.
My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.
by J-STATZ February 8, 2010
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Tony Tony Chopper

The baddest reindeer ever he is a doctor has 7 transformation and can beat up anyone in his sight and he is cute.
Hey guys you see tony tony chopper over there isn't he the cutest
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Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.
He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.
by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015
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