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chooming

“Chooming” is Hawaiian slang for smoking pot.
Don Ho and I were behind the hotel chooming some bud.
by Resbot Nermo of Apocraphy August 28, 2013
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Choofing Season

A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!
Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!
by BigDaddyJoy October 27, 2019
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Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.
“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”
by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020
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Choozing

when you ooze cheese.. from your cock... AKA ejaculating. yeah?
Dad: Oh boy, your mum had me choozing so bad last night
Son: Ugh! Gross
Dad: (Offers boy some crusty bread) Fondue?
Son: Super gross! (takes bread, dips... double dips)
Dad: GROSS!!!!
both laugh
by limp_pimp February 9, 2014
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Insta'Choosin

to choose on instagram; , To like or comment on multiple pictures of a person that you want to get to know on a person level OTHER than instagram.
-Girl you insta'choosin like shit get off his page.

- Friend 1: What you doin?
Friend 2: Girl shit in the house, Insta'choosin & Twatchin.
by ReneePiink August 15, 2012
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chooping

When Chad or Clair exchange butt-mud in, on or around each others body parts in a sexual manner.
Chad is pooping (chooping) on Clair's face.
by chaids January 4, 2009
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choosin bitches

when you keep ur bitches as a priority over ya niggas
big jaffy is never choosin bitches, that’s why his niggas love him
by yummymonee February 1, 2019
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