Collingwood

The population is about 98% full of white kids who try and act like they are black and wish they were, but are definitly not. The guys hobbies include Hockey, smoking 24/7, vaping 50 nic, the occasional smash and dash, balling, and chopping. You can find this species in various places including the YMCA, Subway at lunch, Badlands park, local parties, or in a typical sesh spot. If you're having trouble locating one of these crazy party animals just announce that you've "got kush" and they'll come running like the cat in the temptations commercial. These boys can be spotted in tiny hats, tall socks and beige khakis. Enough about the boys, because the girls are another fun story. The girls in Collingwood enjoy getting trashed on weekends! A Mickey of Smirnoff is where it's at and if you're fancy ladies you'll pull through with a flavoured 2/6. You can find the girls at local parties or McDonalds in the summer anytime past 9 Pm. You'll find these ladies are attached to thier vapes like it's thier left arm. If you're trying to attract these creatures just yell "who needs a fill" and you'll be instantly surronded by Cwood chicks. They'll most likely be seen wearing leggings, sweatpants, beanies, Airforce 1's and Stans! Collingwood is a great place to be, filled with nicotine addicted children that really enjoy writing UD definitions for fun.

City idiot 1:"Damn these people are wack"
City idiot 2: "Ya they're from Collingwood"

by 420collingwood50nic January 22, 2019

Chilling With Christopher Robin

1) Literally means hanging out with the fictional character, Christopher Robin, from Winnie the Pooh.
2) Smoking Weed

"Yo John, what's up?"
"Just Chilling with christopher robin."
"Huh?"
"Smoking weed, want some?"

by Chris Robin September 14, 2008

chilling with doug

to go smoke marijuana. used by teenagers to fool ones parents into thinking it is some friend they do not know or a nickname for another friend.

Son - "Hey Mom, we're chilling with doug later."
Mom - "Who's Doug?"
Son - "He's a friend from out of town."
Mom - "Oh, ok. Have fun!"

by smd121314 March 6, 2010

Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge

wow matthew john collings is so big

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.

Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!

by DerBayer September 12, 2009

Chilling like a lotus

Being chill; relaxed

Gsyed: Dude, relax!
Katie: I am bro. I'm chilling like a lotus

by Kayteee March 23, 2013

homo chilling

Used to describe the actions of an individual who claims to be straight, but obviously has an attraction to the same sex.

Angel: "yo Rich ; look at that girl's ass, she is fine !"

Rich: "chill, her boyfriend is with her?"

Angel: "you would be the one to notice her boyfriend, you're always homo chilling."

_________

RJ: "Vin Deisel was looking mad buff in xxx, i love that movie"

Louis: "Stop homo chilling bro, he's probably the only reason why you watch that movie"

RJ: "so."

by the tecknician March 21, 2009