cooking in the stew

"Cooking in the Stew" is a saying used when someone is acting foolish, boisterous, or if they're just acting out for no good reason.

Person 1: Why is (insert name here) acting so off today?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I think they're just cooking in the stew.

by Lee Gon August 1, 2020

backseat cooking

When you tell someone how to cook something or tell them you did something wrong.

“Aren’t you gonna flip that egg?”

“Don’t tell me how to cook in my own house.”

“You’re supposed to dice them, know, scramble them.”

“Stop backseat cooking.”

by GGPlex October 12, 2022

cooking me

Making Somebody Mad 😡

Some Of Y'all Females Be Cooking Me With Y'all Stiff Weaves

by IssaSack March 23, 2017

choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014

Cooking

A reference to the fabrication of meth and the American show Breaking Bad. Often used in situation where someone is doing a crazy action or is achieving something big.

Me: "talking to a girl"
My friends: Wait, hold up, he's cooking, let him cook.

by Seltexe January 26, 2023

What Was He Cooking?

A phrase in gaming used to depict confusion on what a specific player was trying to do due to said player's action not making much sense. Another way of saying: "What was his plan there?"

(Originates from the thumbnail of the Thanos YouTube Video from New Rockstars that turned into a meme.)

*player does something unbelievably stupid with complete intention and loses because of it*

"What was he cooking?"

by IEatCereal4Dinner August 22, 2022