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chlorofuck

1: A bad lay, esp. one where the dame lays there and might as well be sleeping.

2: Extremely tired and worn out, typically after long, hard hours at work or some other institution of paid torture.
1:
Man 1: Suzy has a great body.
Man 2: Ya, but she's a total chlorofuck.

2:
Woman 1: Leave me alone, 12 hour swing shifts have me totally chlorofucked.
by Varris January 4, 2009
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Cockfuck

1) To fuck a rooster (cock) with a penis. anyway will do, its up to you, as long as your wang (penis) goes in a hole and it ends in your enjoyment. or the roosters. whatever comes first. the rooster has to be alive or else it is called a "necro cockfuck."

2) a girl who has the "cockfuck mania" wants dick and she wants it now

3) an obscure so called payout, that has no offensive value to the person being called it, and really is only the mental graspings of a drunk or a grade 10 dropout trying to put 2 words together to make it stick.
Ben: "Hey jim wanna join me for alittle cockfuck?"
Jim: "only if that rooster is alive Ben, i don't do necro cockfucking."

"whoa that slut has the cockfuck mania, look shes even wacking off that pokie machine."

Drunk or year 10 dropout: "Hey you, you cockfuck!."
Dude: "What the hell did he just call me? get an education!"
by Cooki3 August 3, 2006
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chopfuck

a U.S. Army term used by a Drill Instructor at Ft.Jackson...
meaning...a less than endearing term of a person who makes errors of judgment and/or repeatedly is unable to understand simple logic.

2. a term of affection used at certain websites..for members and this writer.
" you stupid chopfuck, can't you understand fucking english?' Ft.Jackson Drill Sgt.

2. You are a 1st class chopfuck for doing that...
by phil cox November 9, 2008
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cockfuck

someone whos face looks like it was screwed and jabbed with a black guys horseknob
"Man, that Spicefuck guy looks like a cockfuck"
by zAk May 1, 2004
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Chuckfucked

To have you ass handed to you by Chuck.

Who is Chuck?

Chuck is a metaphor for all the people in your life that you think you have under your control. Then, when you least expect it, BAM!! You get chuckfucked, leaving you confused, embarrassed, and slightly in awe of the power that just got released upon you.
Man, my boss just got Chuckfucked in that conference call!
by RT120 September 24, 2009
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Chocolocker

Pronounced "Shock o locker" after the movie "Chocolate". A chocolocker occurs when you perform a shocker on someone and are left with residual feces on either one or both of the "poo" fingers.
We were hanging out last night, got a little funky, and I ended up with a chocolocker on my driving hand.
by haskdav February 18, 2011
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choirfuck

A group of retards that slightly hinder children under a priestly robe.
A choirfuck showed up at our poker game
by Dumbass1234567 August 4, 2019
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