Cockasian

An Asian ethnicity from the country Cock. These types of Asians may appear white, but they’re actually Asian.

Person 1: hey man! What’s your ethnicity?
Person 2: Oh I’m cockasian.
Person 1: Oh caucasian, so white?
Person 2: No I’m actually Asian. Cockasian

Person 1: Oh you’re from cock? They have the best food there!
Person 2: Yep!

by Brattybratbrat123 March 22, 2019

Caucasian Overload

Caucasian Overload, is when a person (doesn't matter the color) is either overwhelmed or has had too much exposure to white people. There may be a point to where the person begins to talk or act like a white kid, to help filter one's insanity. The person can also become so friggin' sick of white people that they begin purposely avoid or ignore them.

George (a black kid) grew up in a suburban town and went to a rich private school and began to experience night terrors and split personality disorder due to his overexposure to white causing him to lose both his roots and mind. George suffered a Caucasian Overload

by $wag Preacher January 11, 2014

cockasian

A caucasian(white) guy with an asian sized penis.

Sarah: That dude is always chillen with those skinny asian girls.

Shane: It's because he's a cockasian.

by bagabaga December 12, 2010

Caucasian Mojo

A name for a white man that is really good at sex and is mainly really good on the Xbox 360 Live.

Caucasian Mojo killed the hole entire team.

by that one Grant guy March 30, 2009

Caucasian Confusion

When saltine people (whites, crackers) are confused and essentially, a mess.

Did you hear? Jerry forgot it was illegal and started dating his sister again.

Darn that caucasian confusion!

by sexyflurydadyhotshrikewasowski November 21, 2016

Caucasian 5

The VCE subjects (year 12 in Victoria, Australia) chosen by Caucasian students, it is the opposite of the Asian 5. Usually are: Mainstream English, Further mathematics, Business Management, Food Technology, Physical Education (PE) and HHD (Health and Human Development) in year 11 or Media in year 12. All subjects that scale down.

Hayden: Bro, I wanna be a tradie when I get outta school but I still wanna graduate
Dylan: sick bro, you better do the Caucasian 5

by Hugh jasssss October 7, 2020

caucasian grading scale

Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.

A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.

Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!

Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!

by Leesuhh November 2, 2009