Emilia Clarke

The hottest human being that has ever lived or will ever live. Voted "Sexiest Woman Alive 2015" By Esquire.

Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.

Also, she's a complete badass.

Gay guy: "Dude the plot of last night's Game of Thrones was so insane!"
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."

by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016

clark new jersey

also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here

“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”

“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”

by dumb bitch energy June 1, 2020

Clarkejob

A man with a very large penis OR a sexual act that only someone with the last name of Clarke can give or receive.

1.Wow Clarkejob you have a huge cock!

2. That was a great Clarkejob you gave me last night.

by The J.O.B. May 20, 2011

Dick Clark

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.

This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!

by Assessment January 2, 2004

Clark Kent Dat Ho

After a failed attempt of "Superman a Ho" that could lead in a slap, or worse, you scoop up the failed ejaculate to slick back your hair à la Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter. This should provide decent enough cover to vamoose in your clever guise.

That ho got irate after I tried to Superman her, she was steaming out of both ears! There was only one way out; Clark Kent Dat Ho! So I slicked back my hair, grabbed my clothes then it was make like Tom and Cruise.

by G.Chis May 14, 2008

Clarkfolio

A notefolio on the TI-89 calculator containing plenty of information that is pertinant to the subject at hand, yet including nothing relevant to the test being taken. A clarkfolio is caused by a miscommunication between teacher and student.

"I went into the exam with every note i took this semester typed up...but it was such a Clarkfolio. I definitely failed."

by geekstcy March 7, 2010

Clarkstown North

A roach infested high school with a diverse population including the white kids which belong into 3 categories the first 1 being the Jews. These are your most common white kids and also the most annoying. Next we have the crackhead white kids. These are the real crackheads of rockland and are not to be mistaken for the for the other white kids in North who think they are “crackheads” but the closest they have came is hitting there stig in the stall and the occasional penex rip while Tony is outside the stall. The real crackheads of north are the ones who were considered e wingers in festa. But since then they have now graduated to Xanax and killing there carts before lunch. The next race in north is the Asians these are the kids who carry all others and is the only reason why north is considered a good school. These kids tend to reside in the library during lunch and play card games during lunch. How ever there is still a small population of white kids who hang out with them. These are the kids who watch anime and sing there favorite anime’s theme song while in Japanese. The next group of kids in North are the black kids. THEY are the lifeline of our sports teams. However our teams usually have 1-2 black kids max but we usually fill the rest of the spots with average or less than average white kids while the team is centered around the black kids.

69 was at Clarkstown North the other day and LOVED to watch the high school girl volley ball team

by Y’all know who I am May 2, 2020