i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
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