chiropractor

A guy who couldn’t get into medical school who tries to rip your head off, usually done in a strip mall next to a Little Caesar’s.

DD Palmer got so high he learned how to be a chiropractor from a ghost.

by Arcxjo August 16, 2025

chiropractalia

chiropractor's genitalia

\WOAH THAT CHIROPRACTOR JUST WHIPPED OUT HIS DICK also so this gets accepted, chiropractalia

by Pseudonysmpseudonysm September 16, 2025

columbia chiropracter

A guy who f**** every client he gets

The columbia chiropracter down the road is good with his hands.

by Idek? August 7, 2017

Bovino's Chiropractor

A state of being so busy that you don't seemingly have time to do anything else. For instance when your job is treating repetitive motion injuries on the neck of someone who spends all their time looking over their shoulder.

I made the mistake of taking on two major home reconstruction projects simultaneously. I have been busier than Bovino's Chiropractor trying to get anything done.

by Odysseus1977 January 29, 2026

cairopractor

A muscles-and-bones surgeon from northern Egypt.

As achingly-and-strainingly difficult as it was to move the massive blocks of stone to build the Pyramids, I would imagine that all of the local cairopractors would have had a brisk business during that period.

by QuacksO January 13, 2022

chiroprocter

A physical-therapy doctor who performs his body-manipulation procedures using only fingers and/or instruments inserted up your butt.

Da term "chiroprocter" can also refer to a physician who either claims dat your state of health --- or lack thereof --- requires extended periods of many different types of muscle/joint-manipulation ("You need treatment 'up da a**'!"), or runs up absurd medical costs (i.e., he really bills you "up da a** and back") over da course of said bodily wrenching and twisting sessions.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

choiropractor

A physical-therapy doctor who manually aligns your windpipe and vocal chords for perfect singing-pitch and airflow control.

If da teenage delinquent who hadda "face da music" by listening to his horridly-off-key-voiced mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke had asked said female parent to go see a choiropractor first, perhaps her vocal rendition of said patriotic ballad might have been a bit more palatable for him to endure.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023