Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.

Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

chickpanzee

The act of psychosis aggression sourcing from a “used to be hot but got high” female.

Ya; she was a good time till she all the sudden went full chickpanzee on my ass!

by Rob Madass December 26, 2021

Chinkanzee

When a Chinese man/woman acts so irritatingly and irrationally.

Aya: I love eggs, there is nothing more important in life than eggs!
Fred: Aya, you’re acting like a chinkanzee!

by KE8NUF December 24, 2023

Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.

The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

Chipanzees

Usually a word used commonly by Olivius Murphius species

I went to the zoo and saw the CHIPANZEES.

by Cwigs1216 April 21, 2019

chimpanzee

a stabbing tool

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020