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chimputer

A hybrid of chimp and computer, a chimputer is a machine that behaves badly, especially one that had previously operated well, until some attack or catastrophic error that requires the attention of an administrator or a security investigator. Possibly a result of mishearing or misunderstanding, the variant "chumputer" is also occasionally encountered.
Man, I had a gigaquad box this morning, but after that power surge, it's just a chimputer.

CodeSculptor, you've got a chimputer after that breach -- you need a good Security Monkey.

Sit back, I'll drive, I know how to swing a chimputer.
by Ernie Cordell April 20, 2007
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Chimuelo

Dame el chimuelo
by ElVer-Galarga June 3, 2022
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Chimu

An adjective describing a disheveled, ugly, homeless or generally unpleasant looking person, dog or other animal. It is derived from a Mexican comedy show in which a character by the name of Chimoltrufia, a chambermaid, displayed this unappealing look in each of her sketches.
Person 1: Look at that dog running around on the beach looking all chimu.

Person 2: Man, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that dog was either homeless or just born with bad luck!
by Not_Eric_Pad September 6, 2016
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chintu

Highly Racist Slur used against ethnically Asian/chinese looking North East indian Hindu Tribes.

it's a similar racist term like chinki
Hey Chintu/chinki make some chinese noodles for me.
by APOSTATEPROPHET January 3, 2022
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chiptu

indian slang word for a chinese person. actually for any asian person, but we indians think all east asians are chinese for some reason
man, that chiptu got a 112% on the biochem exam and ruined the curve
by vinayek May 7, 2007
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Nafrati chintu

Nafrati chintu is basically derogatory term for gay. Sometimes we cal nafrati chintu as jumman both have same meaning that is gay.
You're nafrati chintu so can't have sex with opposite gender.
You're father was jumman so may be you are son of mimta.
by Faizuuu September 8, 2021
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Chimputzee

A person that is a little clueless, but like able.
The Chimputzee on the phone didn't know much, but they were super friendly.
by KrazeyKletus June 1, 2017
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