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Brazilian Chili Bowl

The shaved female "Blumpkin".
Taking place on the toilet, when the waxed "man in the boat" recieves a licking while at the same time she (the oral receipient) takes a DUMPle stiltskin.
It takes a steady chin and a strong neck, but in thanks for shaving, my brother was able to give his girlfriend the best Brazilian Chili Bowl of her life.
by sinikalsin October 22, 2008
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Milwaukee Chili Bowl

The act of deficating into someones mouth whilst they are asleep. Followed by stealthily slushing your penis in their mouth, creating a warm chili-esque condition.
The Milwaukee Chili Bowl that was given to Bill, was a late night supper that he would not soon forget, or recall for that matter.
by Maxwell Peter September 30, 2007
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Denver chili bowl

An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.
by Magnus Corelian February 12, 2007
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Texas Chili Bowl

The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.
I had to break up with that d*** because he gave me a texas chili bowl. I haven't pooped in a week.
by zander365 October 6, 2011
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Texas Chili Bowl

When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.
Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.
by hookedonphonics September 3, 2012
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texas chili bowl

When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.
Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.
by ricon August 11, 2006
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chili bowl

"Hey Sean, did you see Andrew Luck throw that chili bowl in the chili bowl the other day?"
by The Chili Bandit February 3, 2012
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