Child

A great use as either a pillow or a football. Also a great flashlight

Hey bro you wanna go kick a child around?

by TurtleBird69 July 12, 2020

Child

Annoying piece of shit that can walk talk and eat.

You act like a child

by BBC more like BBQ April 14, 2021

Child

The thing that your dad beats when he gets angry. Children are fucking assholes who should be beat at all costs.

That person is being beat like a child

by Small Fat Beefy Juicy Cock January 21, 2019

Child

Very tasty

That child is tasty

by NotAPredator123 October 4, 2018

Child

When you call someone child, you basically are calling them immature

"Child is my word! "
"No it's not child!"

"Stop it child! It's my F*****G word!"

by PandaWolfCat July 21, 2017

Child

A huge fucking waste of money

Ayy my nigga just had a child he fucking crossing the border by tonite

by _kim_gonna_send_fukin_nukes_ October 15, 2017

Child

The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.

If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.

Welp, their goes my child!

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017