chick-fil-a

A fast food chain that gives away passes for one free sandwich combo per week for a year if you are one of the first 100 people in line. Do not be fooled by this, however, as you aren't required to wait patiently in line or even in any kind of order, instead putting you name on a list while you play four square or sleep in a tent. Don't expect to be able to participate, either, unless you don't have a job, because they post the openings in your area on their website, so hippies and baptists come from several states away to take your free chicken well before you could be at leisure to loaf around for the requisite amount of time.

Don't be too upset though, it's only cool because otherwise expensive food would be free. Just eat at McDonald's, it's the same shit.

"I went to the Chick-fil-a that is opening tomorrow about 20 hours in advance, but there were 284 people ahead of me, and they were all playing volley ball. Fuck them."

by Zihm January 11, 2009

Chick-fil-a

Where the preps eat. Every. Single. Day

If you go to Chick-fil-A, preps will surround you.

by Bob102629173 April 7, 2019

chick-fil-a

home of the homophobes and racists

“you look like someone who goes to chick-fil-a”

by lilmisspsycho October 14, 2021

Chick-Fil-A'd

The process by which you get someone's hopes up about eating Chick-Fil-A before they realize that it's Sunday and no deep-fried yard bird will be consumed.

Chick-Fil-Aer "Hey Sasha, what do you want for lunch?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "I dunno, what do you feel like?"

Chick-Fil-Aer "Hmm, I don't know .... Ohhh how does Chick-Fil-A sound!?!?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "Ohh yeah that sounds awesome!!!"
Chick-Fil-Aee (smiley face, mouth starts watering in anticipation of waffle fries and greasy chicken)
Chick-Fil-Aee "Damnit, it's Sunday!!! You Chick-Fil-A'd me again!!! I hate you and will punch you right in the sack!!!!"

by skele4door November 18, 2013

Chick-Fil-A Bird

A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.

Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"

Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."

by yobudwassup April 7, 2014

chick fil a sauce

sauce that taste good and give a lot of robux

woman: i put chick fil a sauce on his pp and now it taste yummy enough to suck mmmmm

by large amount of penis December 16, 2020

Chick-Fil-A Sauce Simp

Greg and Jess' unexplainable infatuation with a subpar sauce.

I wonder when our DM became such a Chick-Fil-A Sauce Simp.

by Telsiph April 16, 2022