A class required in high school designed to make your day shit. The driest assholes from your nearest community college are rounded up and given worksheets to keep for their entire teaching career, of which they make endless copies and in an orgy of sadistic joy they throw them at you and tell you to learn. Chemistry itself if the science of the smallest fucking shit in the universe that just so happens to require the most detailed math problems. If you know what you're doing, you probably don't.
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"That make's sense. I'll always remember the hydronium concentration of sulfuric acid. That will help me when I'm the fucking president and making ten times more than my chemistry teacher."
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