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Chegwinnit

A small, highly buoyant, bit of poo that remains in the bowl following a flush and steadfastly refuses to disappear. Plunging and targeted tissue draping are ineffective.

Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house.

Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences.

Often shortened to 'cheg'.
I couldn't believe it. I was lunching with Kate and Wills when I needed a crap, and a fucking chegwinnit refused to flush! I scooped it out and fed the fucker to a corgi
by Violet Toad October 13, 2011
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Chenghai's revenge

Suffering through horrible and nonsensical instructions while putting together kids toys.

Chenghai has the largest toy factory in China. Given their incredibly low wages and poor working conditions, Chenghai's Revenge symbolizes the Chinese revenge on American users and companies building toys in China. The premise being they deliberately write misleading and obtuse instructions as revenge to Americans.

Also, see Montezuma's Revenge.
The instructions on this baby swing make no sense! Damn Chenghai's Revenge!
by MarcusTheory April 1, 2015
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school too china until lower sec got DIZIGUI LESSON THAT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
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keith cheggers

Keith Cheggers is a cockney slang phrase used to describe someone who is pregnant
"Oh my god..im keith cheggers my mums gona kill me!"
by Sexy_Mofo August 9, 2006
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Cheegan

Cheegan (Chicken, Cheese, Vegan) - a start up diet plan which encompasses all necessary nutrients for a healthy, well-balanced human diet.

Cheegans eat chicken products, cheese (no more than 2 oz. a week), and adds the vegan diet.

Half of the Cheegan diet is vegan food while they include chicken products to receive ample protein to create a well-balanced diet.

While this diet is new, it is growing each day. The epicenter of the movement started in two places, Lawrence, KS and Portland, OR. Cheegan meals have become more common on menus throughout the United States, but the biggest supporter of the movement is Chick-fil-a.

All KC BBQ is okay to eat too.
I started the Cheegan diet last week. I feel healthy and I am also helping the environment because I am not supporting cattle farming which is destroying the environment! GO CHEEGANS!
by WildCree December 29, 2015
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Cheege

cheege (noun)- another word for pussy, vagina, sugar bowl, snatch, kaslopis, pikachu
"THAT CHEEGE JUST CUT ME OFF!"
"...and then he was all up in my cheege."
"Brian dumped me. What a cheege!"
by Andrea H20s February 4, 2009
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