chesticals

when some one kicks you in the nuts so hard its knocks your balls into your chest

cindy just gave ryan a fresh pair of chesticals....ouch

by ricky the sticky iky December 29, 2006

Nepolian Chestine

where a bunch of guys that have different ethnicities jack off on one female

Dude, that girl is such a whore, she'd probably be down for a Nepolian Chestine

by Crazy93 August 11, 2009

Crestina

Person who looks like a hippie. Most commonly referred to as a crusty. Defined by lack of personal hygiene and refusal to shave ones armpits.

Dude...did you just see that crestina over there?

by Wdingles February 5, 2010

Chesticals

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals

A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

chestimals

female breasts; word is most often used in the written form as a substitute for more vulgar words. especially helpful when a parent or other parental figure may read it - in a yearbook, on a signed momento, or the like. first used in western Pennsylvania in 1989.

"good luck this summer and have fun in college...and might i also add, you have very nice chestimals."

by uneequeone December 12, 2008

Chesticals

The mass of fat on the boob region of a mans chest, particularly when it hangs down (saggy). Similar to manboobs

Boy 1: "Did you see Johnny's chesticals when he took his shirt off at the pool?"
Boy 2: "yeah man! They were huge!"

by Intrepidus Delicia September 28, 2015

chesticals

When males say girls don't have the balls to do things or "not manly enough" you call them "chesticals"

Man: you aren't man enough
Woman: excuse me but I have chesticals so move out of my way and let me handle this

by S8tan May 30, 2016