Cheetos

A cheetah that cuts off his own regrowing short dick and dips it in cheese powder, puts it in a bag, and makes kids eat them with goodness.

Wanna see my cheetos little boi...

cuz I know you eat them my guy

by ur mom gei like ali a January 24, 2019

cheeto

The definition of Donald Trump

Bro i cant believe we have a cheeto as a president

by lilpoptart September 06, 2019

Cheetos

obsession while you are under the influence of marijuana

-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner

by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE April 19, 2009

Cheetos

A cheesy snack created by a genius

Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!

by Hooker247 June 28, 2009

Cheetos

A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.

Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.

by Honky Reducer July 31, 2010

cheeto

What a pepega would call a cheetah

Originated from the popular streamer xQcOW

*video of a cheetah is playing*
xQc's brain: Cheetah
xQc : Cheeto
Chat: HE SAID IT

by Dolan Trumpet March 12, 2020

cheetos

Tasty looking things, without a proper definite size, usually they can range from narrow and long, to miniscule and round. This gives me the impression that Cheetos are just made from the dough-runoffs of other snack food brands, so the makers can just make some extra money.

Manager: The immigrant workers have been complaining about constantly scooping off the excess dough from the cutouts of our Doritos brand.

CEO: Lets save both them, and me, some time, and money, by allowing the scraps to drop into a deep fryer ingeniously positioned beneath the conveyor belts meant for our less popular lines of snack foods.

Manager: Capital idea! We should call them Cheetos!

CEO: Now go fire all the workers and manual dough handlers!

by C Tan March 05, 2006