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cheese dick

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.
Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."
by Bob Williams May 29, 2003
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cheese dog

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.
I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!
by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006
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chili cheese dog

Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.
I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.
by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 9, 2007
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cheese doodle

This doesn't happen often, this while in the middle of enjoying an adult film. The person or persons also enjoy a bag of Cheetos. Then without second thought masterbates with the wrong hand, which in turn leaves his penis orange.
I was watching these two chicks making out then, with out realizing it turned my box cutter into a cheese doodle.
by Pat Meholf May 13, 2006
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cheese dibbles

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.
cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.
by MrHotsauce February 16, 2017
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Cheese Draft

Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.
I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.

That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.

He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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Upside down chili cheese dog

When your partner is finished dropping a duece and you stand her/he up and you rub your penis between her legs
by HAMiiAM July 23, 2017
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