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Ched

The strip of skin from the ballsack to the anus
My ched is sweating...
by SoggPistachios July 13, 2011
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ched

I can't go to the concert I have to go to work and stack that ched.
by fyocouchni99a October 24, 2008
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Ched

Acronym of Clear.Hits.Every.Day, describes the punching of what should be a fat rimmer with lots of batch
Sef - I havent chedded in like an hour im buggin out fam
Gerard - I am the ched monster

Louis - Jacobs coming with the ched
Jacob - im comin in 15 minutes (never arrives)

Christian - im gnna try to ched and not eat eggs instead of eating eggs and not chedding
by schnayboifiendemboi June 6, 2015
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ched

An exclamation to pronounce a chat of any sort “dead”, due to lack of messages being sent. This is usually acceptable after a few minutes have passed since the last message in said chat was sent. At the same time, it is also a vague attempt to revive chat, by bringing its death to the attention of everyone involved. It is a combination of the words “chat” and “dead”.
User A(to User B):it’s been like five minutes since anyone’s said anything
User B: ahem
User B(in the chat): “ched”
by qunguyen October 16, 2019
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Ched

To force yourself upon someone in a rape like fashion, however the victim of this is usually pre paralysed by a unnameable drug, however this has become a common phrase in Staffordshire and is used in a joking/informal manner, however serious the words strict definition is teens still feel free to use the word as a replacement for a s**g.
Liam: Joe she's dank!
Joe: WOW I'd Ched her!
Liam: Who wouldnt!
by Liam Trenfield. October 30, 2012
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ched

The act of giving head to a woman's clit. Sucking on a clit as if it were a penis.
"No need to bang me out babe, just give me some good ched."
"Just give me some good ched and we'll call it even."
by BlueEyedBunny May 13, 2007
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