cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016

checked baggage

Airliner lingo for someone with children.

Girl, dont mess with him, he's got checked baggage!

by mabelmundane August 8, 2005

Checked Pant Republican

Noun. A member of the U.S. Republican Party who eschews conservative social issues in favour of those political policies meant to perpetuate the priviledged position of himself and his wealthy fellow travelers. Sometimes also referred to as a "Country Club Conservative", "Republicrats" or "Rockefeller Republican", the latter term derived from former U.S. Vice President and Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Checked Pant Republicans consistently pander to the plutocracy of the United States through the promotion of issues such as reduced progressivity of taxation, reduced restrictions on commerce through the elimination or reduction of regulation, the promotion of free trade through the unilaterial elimination of "protective" measures such as tarrifs, quotas, etc. (in short the promotion of a "School of Manchester/Chicago" approach to economics). In turn, they tend to ignore/downplay the social issues important to Cultural/Movement (aka "Real") Conservatives, such as the fight against abortion, the promotion of traditional, Western based, Judeo Christian cultural norms, unapologetic patriotism, the defence of the traditional nuclear family, the fight against the rise of cultural degeneracy, opposition to bilingual education, opposition to public acceptance/promotion of open homosexuality, school vouchers and prayers in school.

Republican Voter #1: "Hey, I'm, thinking of voting for Mitt Romney rather than New Gingrich. I just feel that Mitt better captures my feelings on Wall Street Fatcats getting richer through bailouts, Chinese imports gutting our manufacturing base through our unilateral elimination of tarrifs and quotas and our slide into a degenerate society that is being undermined by liberal values on basically everything."

Republican Voter #2: "Better think twice, son. Both Mitt and Newt are nothing but Checked Pant Republicans, conveniently masquerading in the primaries as Real Conservatives in order to win your vote.

by el cornudo February 21, 2012

last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."

Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)

by JusLar April 27, 2011

G-checked

To be robbed, being robbed, robbing, etc.

Dam, she stole ya money. You got G-checked by her, dam.

by Damola Akinade January 13, 2005

Checked baggage

The act of putting your ballsack into the lower unoccupied hole during sex. The hole your ballsack gets pushed into depends on the sexual possession this is attempted from.

you know your moms a freak when she asks for your checked baggage.

by Jdung83 August 20, 2017

bro-checked

1. (Verb) When a classic 'Bro' archetype clips you in a bar/party setting and keeps on walking. Similar to the way checking is used in hockey.

2. (Verb) A hard shoulder check used to tell strangers that you're an alpha-male.

e.g.; "Hey Betty, did you see that? The huge meat-heat over at the end of the bar bro-checked Thomas as he was walking by. What a douche, Thomas spilled his beer all over himself and the guy didn't even turn around to say sorry. Well, at least that guy looked good doing it in his rhinestone bedazeled dragon themed Affliction extra-medium T-shirt."

by ChrisBru September 27, 2013