Fact Checking

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

by D Flawless May 11, 2020

Sock Check

A test to determine how down you are.
“The higher the socks the downer the foo”

- Juan Nye the Skante Guy

Foo one: Saca la bolsita!
Foo two: Nah foo your not down
Foo one: I’m tryna get on a siiiick one
Foo two: Sock Check foo
Foo one: *Proceeds to show his knee high socks*
Foo two: Spensa foo im taking it out rn

by Sudeni.Shindeiru April 23, 2021

chad check

a super white boy that wears vineyard vines and khakis. u can tell he plays lacrosse by the way he sits and is typically blonde but there are some cases of brunettes and black haired chad checks. redheads are extremely rare, but possible. almost always have a nic addiction

“yo that boy is SUCH a chad check”

by chadcheck42069 March 24, 2019

Brake check

Stopping fast on the road to spite the guy behind you. If it works out in your favor, it'll scare him shitless and he'll leave more room between you guys. If it works out the wrong way, your car is getting rear ended and damaged. Wouldn't recommend it

I brake checked a bus last night to send a message and ended up in the hospital.

by Rojava December 21, 2019

basket checking

Looking at a man's crotch through his pants

Annlynne is a total basket checker. She was checking out the goods and basket checking like a champ.

by PresleyTheTrumpet November 19, 2013

Checkmate

What you say when you bring in an argument so powerful that your debate opponent is unable to respond to it.

Bananas prove god exists. CHECKMATE atheists.

by Friendless Fellow August 2, 2019

Sniper-check

The act of saluting an officer in a combat zone. Snipers in every military are trained to take out leadership, as they are "key personnel". Saluting in combat zones, at least when outside the wire, is not allowed. Therefore, saluting an officer in that situation is a dick move.

Soldier: (salutes) Sniper-check, sir!"
Officer: What the fuck?

by virgil mcgypsy June 13, 2012