crawstitute

A prostitute that receives payments based in boiled crawfish. Prices vary pending on the season.

"Hey Brigg! What's the going rate for crawfish?"

Brigg "7.50lb."
"Damn, I'll have to wait until after Easter to afford the Crawstitute"

by Gizblind February 13, 2025

Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count

You clearly didn't read the whole thing.

Hym "Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)

Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)

Hym Iam "Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2026