Tea Charmer

A man so insecure he will subject his partner to abuse and gaslighting. Eg Lewis McKenna from Derby.

Lewis McKenna is a Tea Charmer

by Heavydongle January 14, 2023

Indian Snake Charmer

The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.

Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?

Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?

Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!

Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!

Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.

by Cumonmykeyboard4life March 29, 2010

Penis-Charmer

A man or woman who can stir up a penis very well. It is like a snake charmer. They can make you hard, soft, inside out, or whatever they want it. They can even help you grow a penis, or make a penis fall off. I have a friends and he enlarged my dick, and added other penises to it, so now I am a sex god.

That penis-charmer made me so hard and twisted my dick.

by L6ckyy April 15, 2019

Siamese Snake Charmer

An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.

John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night

by IanPaiceFan69 March 11, 2022

Bum Charmer

someone who uses their charm to influence people into having gay sex

E.G. A gay man who just wants to fuck you
and will do anything to do so !

MAN 1. Look over there proper bum charmer !!

MAN 2. FUCK ME lets go home !!!

MAN 1. never going this pub again !

MAN 2. its the last time mate this pub is full of fucking BUM CHARMERS !!!

by T.F.S.R. April 1, 2009

bee charmer

a Southern term for a lesbian who is good at seducing other women, particularly other lesbians.

Sarah thinks just because she offered her honey up to three or four dykes at the Sugar Shack, that she is automatically a bee charmer.

by FriedGreenTomatos May 9, 2011

Rustic Charmer

Having sex with male/female 65 years or older. They then insert their AARP card in your ass, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform fellatious acts upon your genitals. Upon ejaculation you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.

Hey I met Betty White the other day. She brought me back to her room and gave me the old rustic charmer.

by alex krukowski January 21, 2010