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charm points

from the animated masterpiece;
Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masarusan

Masaru, possibly the greatest sexy commando to ever grace the earth, wears two shining circular disks upon his shoulders. these disks are lovingly referred to as his 'charm points'.

When worn, Masaru's hair mysteriously becomes several inches longer, this makes the items highly valuable in the eyes of certain devious hair growth researchers. These researchers have attempted to take the charm points by force in the past, but were no match for Masaru.
Other strange features include bizzare smoke/steam that the charm points produce when in the rain, strange technological disturbances ((such as cash registers spelling out strange messages rather than computing the amount of money to be exchanged)) and the fact that they weigh a fricking TON!. (Masaru lifts them with ease, which proves to be misleading to the other characters)

Masaru found his beloved charm points in the mountains, therefore he wisely deducted that they came from the earth. Emediately after aquiring the charm points Masaru was confronted by several rude, naked, glowing children with huge black eyes, who demanded Masaru should give them his beloved accessories. Not one to tolerate rudeness, Masaru promply beat them up and went on his merry way.
"what are those things?!?"

"these.. are my CHARM POINTS!"
by sakket pico September 9, 2006
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charm-free zone

Any place -- town, neighborhood, company, department, or corner occupied by a few people -- which is boring, unpleasant, or both.
That neighborhood is safe, but it's a charm-free zone.

Nobody on the fourth floor of that dorm has any sense of humor; it's a charm-free zone.

When you get to the party, stay away from the corner nearest the fire place; it's a charm-free zone.
by Jiffer April 28, 2011
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Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.
Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."
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Charm Hangover

Morning headache, induced by the imbibing of reasonable sized quantities of cum during the previous evening.
I got a fresh protein shake last night, now I've woken up with a monumental Charm Hangover :(
by Innuendo Sally January 20, 2014
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Charm City Hustla

wannabee OG from Randelstown. Loves to suck cock and listen to Snoop Dogg records in numerous gay bathhouses in and around Baltimore. Charm City Hustlas often have spent time in prison for petty crimes and come out a little frutier than when they went in. Usually wear make-up, cross dress and "catch".
Quick, better run or that little make up faced Charm City Hustla is gonna try and hump your leg again.

Ha! Look at that gay guy trying to act gangsta. Must be another one of those Charm City Hustlas.
by RectalBee October 8, 2008
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Charm Dust

The little pile of saw-dust like cereal at the bottom of the Lucky Charms bag, that no one likes to eat.
Brother: Here you go bro (hands him box of Lucky Charms), i made sure to leave you some.
Other Brother: aww c'mon man, you left me the charm dust!
Brother: sucka!
by Dsiggy April 15, 2009
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Charm school

A term to describe an individual bereft of any manners or decorum.
You can see that they've been to charm school.
by Zztipz October 14, 2016
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