Definitions by mfcohiba

Apocawhiskey 

That damn good whiskey you choose to enter the final days sloshed with. Make sure it's at least 120 proof or above. Why face a pandemic sober? Just make good choices.

Soon I won't be able to leave the house, I better have a good supply of apocawhiskey!

Apocawhiskey by mfcohiba March 20, 2020

clawset

This is where you symbolically hide when you drink White Claw or similar lame alcoholic seltzers. Avoid the shame and ridicule until you get caught drinking one!

I saw Barry drinking a White Claw last night, glad he's finally out of the clawset!

clawset by mfcohiba January 19, 2020

Dinonap 

Taking a nap through an important event, like a meeting, appointment, or hockey game. Sleeping through it all like a dinosaur and missing out big time.

"Man, I can't believe I took a dinonap right through game time. Lame."

Dinonap by mfcohiba June 26, 2014

Charm Wife 

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.

Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."

Charm Wife by mfcohiba June 5, 2013

Redboxen 

The group of morons that forms around a redbox machine, growing inevitably bigger because most can't figure out the complexities involved in actually selecting a movie and paying for it. This group can become physically violent.

"Man, there's a lot of redboxen out tonight. Let's come back later."

Redboxen by mfcohiba January 5, 2010