candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.

Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...

by iheartitties November 1, 2010

Candy gore

A form of gore art where the subject tends to be very colorful, and often but does not have to include segmented body pieces and guts (mainly intestines), lacerations, and can occasionally include body horror. The subject also tends to have sticky, almost melted candy like goo in the place of what would be blood. There is also often a reference to foods and candies (e.g candy can striped guts, candy spilling out of the guts, segmented body pieces that look like meat or sliced fruit). sometimes can include references to hearts, stars (e.g heart shaped cross-section of bones, heart or star shaped eyes). Can also sometimes be mistaken for pastel gore.

"Its legs are missing, and its holding its guts even though the arm is detatched from the body and there's bright goo dripping out of the open wounds?"
"It's candy gore, that's just how it is."

by Tylxncardboard August 8, 2016

Candy Uncle

A man whom one can hire to act as a child’s uncle. However, if at any point said child eats more than one piece of candy, the candy uncle will be said to have had a mysterious death and disappear. It’s never explained, but the child knows. They know.

Jack: I’m thinking of hiring a Candy Uncle. I don’t want Harry to eat too much candy.
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess

by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU January 25, 2022

Candybalism

1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.

1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.

by the_professor April 30, 2014

Candy gore

A version of gore art where the subject is colorful and unusually gooey, like melting candy or taffy. It's typically more tasteful or appealing to a general audience than normal gore art is.

"That guy's picture looks really cute! What's up with the arms though? They're pulled apart and look like they're dripping."
"Oh, that's a candy gore image then!"

by harpsichord-uiy July 29, 2015

Candy Flipping

Taking LSD (acid) and MDMA (ecstacy) together. Actually regarded quite highly within the drug subculture.

The effects of the MDMA lend a very upbeat feeling to the user, usually resulting in a positive acid trip. Because MDMA is a fairly "reliable" good high, but acid isn't (there can be bad trips), the MDMA high helps to stabablize the acid trip.

At the festival, we'll be candy flipping for the headliner.

by Hippy_feat_Wishy June 11, 2018

Chinese Sky Candy

Fireworks

There's enough chinese sky candy here to put both you away for a long while

by Canlo1 October 9, 2011