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chainsaw noob

An expression used on gears of war by pissed of gamer to describe a guy that is skilled enough to maneuver their shots and get close enough to chainsaw them.
noob who keeps getting chainsawed: waaahh! chainsaw noob keeps killing me!! Stop it or I'll give you a bad report!

The so called chainsaw noob: ermm.. First, you can't report me for killing you. Second I'll stop when you manage to kill me
by safeway XD May 29, 2007
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kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.
Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Chainsaw

A concoction of ice cold tequila, tabasco, Roses, and lemon-lime mix Garnished with black pepper. Co-invented by the LV4.
After the Cubbies game the LV4 headed to the Gingerman to have a few chainsaw shots along with their brewskis.
by LV4 February 6, 2008
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chainsawesome

Comes from the Gamespy Forums. Basically, just an enhanced version of awesome, meaning more awesome than awesome. Can also be changed from "chainsaw"esome, to anything ending with an "aw" sound, such as Terry Bradshawesome, but none other than chainsawesome are "official" terms.
Tom: "Hey, did you see that new movie?"

Bill: "Yeah, it was chainsawesome!"
by Wes September 8, 2004
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Channaphobia

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.
After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
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by JPlizzat July 31, 2008
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Chattanooga Chainsaw

When you are going down on a female and then you make a long spanish R sound, rolling your tongue, creating a chainsaw like noise. This works especially well in a construction yard.
Yo Tyrone what was all that racket in the yard last night?
Sorry dude I was givin my girl a Chattanooga Chainsaw.
by Xavier Cunningham October 12, 2014
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The Texas Chainsaw

When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.
Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw
by flocktoppler July 11, 2019
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