cevansiphone

always has the best pictures of chris evans

me: @cevansiphone, can you pls crop? @cevansiphone: read bio

me: *reads bio* ahh man :/ they don’t crop.

@cevansiphone: “i’ll send it to you on insta because i love you :)”

by thanos big fat c0cK November 10, 2021

cevsy

Quirky student teacher - Which is either an old woman, an unco gym bro, a know it all butch.

They are such a cevsy

by Drew S Knoll May 28, 2023

ceva

acronym for Central Virginia. much like how people from Northern Virginia say they're from NOVA

"Where are you from?"
"ceva"

by sams004 May 19, 2012

Covay

A white boy who is shy but can still splash dem threes

Oh snap he pulled a Covay

by Etphonehomw March 12, 2017

cejay

usually a male toolbag. tells everygirl the same thing. if you come across a cejay, dont fall for his "i love you babygirl youre so sexy" also, cejays tend to laugh a lot.

whatta player!

no you mean whatta cejay!

by xonicolexo October 12, 2010

Cevapi

Serbian meat sticks made of pork, turkey, ham, and pepperoni. best served most fried.

;the name for people's fingers who are really fat, and stubby.

;what sluts call short, thick penis's.

Yeah, I saw that midgets cevapi.
Bro your fingers look like cevapi's.
They had some damn good cevapi at that club.

by loren tnalp December 5, 2010

Ćevap

A Croat phenomenon, which has divided the Balkans (arguably) more than WW2. Ćevape are short stubby minced sausages which are made best by Croat Babe (old ladies). Whether the plural form ends in an “i” or an “e” has torn apart nations, the question remains a thoroughly engaging mystery which many great minds have endeavoured to understand such as Pavelić, Tuđman & Francetić.

Slavica: Did you hear Željka used the village cow for that batch of Ćevape?

by Ustaškizam May 4, 2018