Deviated cervix

It’s like a deviated septum but a southern man can’t say it the right way.

When your allergeticals are so bad you can’t breath through your deviated cervix

by Mrs.scoot July 10, 2025

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

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by Geometry dashing July 5, 2025

Cervix

Where your period comes from

oh that thing the cervix

by anonymous April 3, 2024

sails and cervix

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.

When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

cervix with a smile

Refers to a beamingly-willing allowance of “downstairs access” by a hot chick, rather than her just sulkily/grumblingly consenting to said bouncy-bouncy merely because she feels that she owes you said “ultimate favor”.

As long as I remember not to ask her during her period, Tiffany always gives me “cervix with a smile” whenever I feel horny.

by QuacksO October 8, 2023