Forklift Certified

Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad

You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!

by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020

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CLG - Certified lover girl

A female who easily genuinely falls in love with a boy wholeheartedly.

Defined example : Based of observations, Kelsey is a CLG - certified lover girl .

by Kels15 August 19, 2022

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Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?

Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?

Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.

by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023

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Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

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