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ceremonial grade

When you create something or take part in an activity with intention and presence. First heard in reference to cacao ceremonies.
Friend 1: Please come to my cacao ceremony next weekend.
Friend 2: That sounds fun. I've never been. Where do you get your cacao? Is it just Hershey's chocolate?
Friend 1: No, it's ceremonial grade cacao sourced from Peru with intention from the farmers and it's fair trade.
Friend 2: Sounds like an even higher grade and more pure than pharmaceutical grade anything...
Friend 1: Exactly. I can't wait to hear your intention at the ceremony. And next up, we'll have a cannabis ceremony with ceremonial grade cannabis.
by ceremonialgrade October 29, 2017
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cerronity

a sense of enlightenment, one step above serenity and just below nirvana
that teacher was so awesome, her classroom brought about a sense of cerronity
by wishbone5000 October 1, 2018
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vampire love ceremony

Where two people drink a small amount of each others blood at the same time. usually in a cup or glass to express an emotional bond or love between them. It is mostly based on the idea of quantum entanglement.
by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014
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vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.
by footrageous November 30, 2021
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Cerebron

Teacher of the famous Constructors Trurl and Klapaucius, discoverer of various types of dragons.
Everyone knows that dragons don't exist. But while this simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific mind. The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned with what does exist. Indeed, the banality of existence has been so amply demonstrated, there is no need for us to discuss it any further here. The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the problem analytically, discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, the chimerical, and the purely hypothetical. They were all, one might say, nonexistent, but each nonexisted in an entirely different way ...
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
by Karl Munchausen April 17, 2008
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collaring ceremony

When in pet play, a form of bdsm relationship, a pet and his/her owner/master etc... Are ready to give the pet a collar. The best way to describe a collaring ceremony is like a marriage. It can be either private or public. These ceremonies should be planned out and thought about vividly, like an actual wedding.
Collaring Ceremony: the point between a pet and owner, master, mistress where the pet is given a special collar to show they are owned. It is similar to a marriage and completey consensual.
Owner- "I'm ready to give you a special collar. You are the one who deserves it."
Pet- "really!! I'm so happy!!"
by Collaredfox May 10, 2016
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Cezero

A hopeless, mid 20's male, with low self esteem, and a Mariner's fan. Cezero often takes the shape of a troll in hope of un-earthing his inner anger.
by Jack June 7, 2004
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