creanoid

Derived from the substance 'creatine', often used by body builders. Describes a man of immense muscle size, more powerful than a beast.

Lee Priest is a total creanoid.
Man, look at that creanoid.

by Celton July 6, 2004

Ceramophiliac

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more arroused than the average person is by ceramic-like structures i mean).

Fuckity McFucky Fuck Dave!! Get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Its a load bearing wall damnit or it will be when ur finished with it!!

by Seanilius February 2, 2006

Cranoff

When someone is being a giant dick towards you so you throw a handful of cranberries at him and then you run off because they are covered in red cranberry juice.

"Hey man what happened to you"
" I just got cranoffed"
"So you were being a dick towards someone?"

"I guess"

by Beatch21 June 14, 2018

The Cyrano

When you sit on her face, simultaneously forcing her to teabag your balls while her nose stimulates your prostate. A solid first date move.

She ordered the lobster, I ordered the Cyrano. Checkmate.

by Chief Sandwich Officer Brady September 25, 2018

Ricky Crano

A simplified form of Richard Cranium, which is a more polite way of expressing the insult dick head.

Look at that guy. He thinks he's a know-it-all. What a Ricky Crano!

by eXDax February 8, 2008

ceramophiliac

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues (more than the average person is i mean).

Damn Dave, get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Dont u know its load bearing???

by Seanilius September 17, 2008

ceratology

the study of horns of animals.

I am not interested in ceratology.

by uttam maharjan May 31, 2010