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Rockville Centre 

THE sickest town you will ever be in. I Dont really know anyone who has ever referred to it as "Bitchville Centre" because these people are not obnoxious or bitches.

They have a decent amount of money to be living here because they are taxed so much for not a lot of property. I love Rockville Centre. Many of my friends live there and it is such a cute town. Everything is in walking distance from everything and there are great places to "chill".

Many teens like to go to the bridge, but I would tell you not to because it is one of the most sketchiest areas of the town, or the beach either. That's where they like to go to drink and smoke, but its better just to throw down at someones house. Just make sure none of the neighbors here because if they do, be prepared for a little visit by the cops and a phonecall to your parents.

I dont know who YOU bitches are saying that Rockville Centre is bitchy because you obviously have never been there before because I have so many friends there because everyone is so welcoming and friendly. So f- off. You are obviously just saying that because you just want to be in Rockville Centre so badly that you just have to make fun of it to try and convince yourself you don't want to be there. I wouldn't blame you. I wish I lived in RVC too.
Person 1: Heyy! What are you doing tonight?

Person 2: Hey! I am actually going to my friend's house in Rockville Centre to hang out with all them tonight you?

Person 1: OMG! Me too! Maybe we can meet up later in RVC!
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Call Centre Gangsta 

call centre gang·sta

(noun)

Pronunciation: 'kol 'sent-er 'ga(ng)-stah

1. Customer Service Representative who holds it down on the regular and is never, ever caught ridin' dirty.

2. Die Hard Hip-Hop Fan who works in the call centre industry, and takes an unscheduled forty-five minute break to purchase Jay-Z concert tickets.
"The way he handled that last prick customer, that was straight Call Centre Gangsta,"

used-food relocation centre 

The arse.
Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.

Highland Shopping Centre 

The Highland Shopping Centre is where esh dogs go to rack shit, keldog works there and when the esh dogs come in with there Kathmandu and Entays, he goes to check if they are dacking shit and if they are he says to them "shoes thanks" if they dont give em up he will say "are you refusing" then start a fight with them, once the esh dogs fight him off the seccys are called and police and the eshdogs get in a massive fight with the police, the police put them in the back of the car and they start having christmas tree cones in the back of the car, usually the cops would ask them for a cone then let them go. thats why they keep going back to rack from the fucking Highland.
Fuck cunt lets go to the fucking Highland Shopping Centre to rack some munchies bah
Yeah I just hope that fucking keldog cunt isn't there

Rockville Centre 

One of the best towns in Long Island. Residents are wealthy, smart, and good looking. Many residents of other towns are resentful of the rocks.
Jim: I'm going to Rocville Centre tonight!
Kenny: Well you can suck it! (a.k.a. Man i wish i was going to Rockville Centre too!)
Rockville Centre by TRock34 April 30, 2010

Trafford Centre

Located in the Trafford Borough of Manchester the Trafford Centre is the largest shopping centre in the UK and second largest in Europe. The centre attracts 30million people a year. The centre is owned by Peel Holdings, whose owner John Whittaker uses the mall as a shrine of his own importance, portraits depicting members of his family run around the top of the walls of the mall.
With the demise of the festival village for John Lewis Warhammer fans must now settle for a much smaller venue.
The TC is also home to Odeon cinemas, offering joy to all, except of course the Curzon in Urmston.
The nightlife of the centre was once of reasonable standards, but with the new extension, once popular chav bar Tiggis has been removed. Forcing everyone into the Exchange bar, offering a 1/8 chance of being bottled and a 1/10 chance of being "CS gassed".
But surely there is security there? Yes, but the Redcoats are now all little "bullyboy" f*ggots" who abuse there power at every oppurtunity, have no fear though because the blackcoats might "kick some f*ckin a*se"-(actual blackcoat quote)
The Trafford Centre was once going to be called "The Dumplington Centre" as this is where it is situated in Trafford Park, but with the nearby sewage works, staff thought better of the idea.
The Namco station arcade is also a great source of entertainment, with bumper cars, pool tables, bowling, arcade machines, a casino and a bar it is a very relaxed, friendly enviroment, excpet on Eid.
Let us hope the new extension of the Trafford Centre next to Asda offers more entertainment facilities as the Orient is just too small for everyone to get along.
"Why are we a*sed about his mum's mercedes next to F Hinds"
"Hey John. lets go Exchange for a fight"
"The Trafford Centre orient, sometimes mistaken for Mecca on Eid"
"There's no need for John Lweis when you've got Debenhams and Selfridges, there the same, and the Festival village was well better!"

Trafford Centre by Traffordian December 24, 2008

sleeping in the centre of a double bed 

one of the coolest things EVER!!!
I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me