usually found attached permanently to the hand of a guy who uses it to break up with a wonderful chick. may also be used to text his bff/gay lover, mom, or his own personal Duper.
by Kristal Conrad March 31, 2009
by Samir February 17, 2005
Something that your principal confiscates so you won't be tempted to text message somebody during your science class.
Mary: *Text messages Staci*
Teacher: no cell phones in class!!
Mary: *texts some more* But, I got some important plans to do over the weekend.
Teacher: *confiscates it*
Teacher: no cell phones in class!!
Mary: *texts some more* But, I got some important plans to do over the weekend.
Teacher: *confiscates it*
by Fuhreal November 27, 2007
"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE!"
Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.
Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.
by FemaleKyo October 17, 2008
Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?
Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
by Rasnodar February 11, 2011
The cell phone is a device originally intended to allow communication over long distances without the need of a grounded connection. however, recently, the cell phone has become the equivalent of a pace maker to many people.
millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.
The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.
cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.
millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.
The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.
cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.
While oringinally intended to be a communications device, the cell phone has found many other uses, including angering the older population with people who walk around seemingly talking to themselves.
by weylin May 14, 2007
A portable phone designed for communicating wirelessly through the use of towers called "cells" hence the name "cell phone". Originally very expensive to buy and call on and fairly bulky, are now in some cases free and very small. As they've gotten smaller, more features have been incorperated like silent mode (vibrate or no ring) and other features like MP3 capability, ring tone, camera, color screen and some more features found in more advanced cell phones called "smartphones" with PDA like functions. Can also be used as "pleasure device" for women too cheap to purchase a vibrator...
"Dude I got this sick camera phone the other day!" -Other Dude "Dude your a cheapass for getting only a cameraphone! I got a smartphone a week ago and it's got 18231371 more features than yours does!
OR
"Omg becky like the other day like my BF like dumped me so I had to like use my phone I mean you know like what I mean? Like I turned on the vibrate function and like OMG it felt like sooo good."
-becky "Like totally girl friend! I do that like every weekend like thats why like I mean like I don't have like a boyfriend ya know?"
OR
"Omg becky like the other day like my BF like dumped me so I had to like use my phone I mean you know like what I mean? Like I turned on the vibrate function and like OMG it felt like sooo good."
-becky "Like totally girl friend! I do that like every weekend like thats why like I mean like I don't have like a boyfriend ya know?"
by Philippine mango July 18, 2005