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-hair that is curly and matted, in desperate need of a trim

-with short faded hair, when the bottom starts to get a curl to it, typically at the 1/4" length, making it necessary to break out the #1 clippers.
damn shaggy! you need to go cut that cuckus
by MIKE D August 11, 2004
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caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor
The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry
by Jeff January 21, 2004
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The Palestinian caucus

A subsection of the squad in the us house of representatives
Aoc, Ayanna Presley and Cory Bush are NOT part of the Palestinian caucus, since they aren't even Muslim.
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
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Caucus tie

A situation where everything else being equal the two competitors compare penis size to determine a winner. From the Iowa caucus, how they handle ties in voting before women had the right to vote.
Out of events to play they called for a caucus tie to finally determine the winner of the decathlon.
by DJ JDB the 4th October 6, 2016
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Cuckus

Somebody who is 15 or older and still isnt allowed to live like an real teenager and doest speak up to their parents.
Brandon is such a cuckus because he cant use his xbox past 7:30 PM.
by Dontworryboutit2002 May 7, 2018
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Cuckussion

The act of finishing on the cuck’s face instead of his wife

Origin-
Englishcuckold > 18th cent.cuck
+Latinconcutere > Latin concussio

=cuckussion

Synonyms: cucked, dominated, humiliated
I heard Chad gave that guy a cuckussion when Chad was having sex with the guy’s wife.
by jusstStUd May 30, 2019
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caukkus

Adjective;

1. An absolutely absurd situation, that is upsetting and distressing.

2. Bullshit, stupid, dumb. (Upsetting to Felicitys Especially.
My boss would say, you cant use this word bc that is not the correct meaning of it. I would reply with ‘Caleb, this is Caukkus, I can say whatever I want’.
by FatherFelicity June 6, 2020
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