Catfishing

A sexual act when a crazy cat lady inserts a can of tuna into her vagina and let's her cats go to town.

I heard that chick loves being catfished

"Hey Patrice, what are your plans for Valentines Day"
"Just some catfishing with Fluffy"

by Big Deal AU September 17, 2016

Catfishing

Beeing lazy and watch tv or read and just do as little as possible when you could do other stuff. The reason for the term is that the catfish generally hang out on the bottom of the water, being lazy and doing all they need there without moving unnecessarily.

"I'm really tired, you up for some catfishing?"

"We could do some trekking, but I would prefer to take a chill day and just catfish."
"Catfishing sounds good to me."

by McKnas December 23, 2012

catsitting

a slang for going t.ping without the parents knowing

we went catsitting last nite.

by kissly September 18, 2007

Capfishing

When you are talking to a man, woman, boy, or girl and they won't let you have intercourse after saying they will.

Man let me tell you what Casey is really capfishing me

by Ygshotta March 9, 2019

Catfishing

Someone saying something thats not real

Hey check out this car i fixed everything.
Hey dude stop catfishing me its broken

by Imdaman5260 December 7, 2020

Catfishing

So it's basically where you pretend to be someone on the interenet that you're not
- Piper Rockelle

I'M GONNA CATFISH MY BOYFRIEND!
I LIKE CATFISHING MY BOYFRIEND!

by Yup935 January 26, 2021

Catfishing

Someone who uses other peoples photos, videos, name, etc. to get a person's attention (typically on social media)

"I think that girl is Catfishing you!! Dont talk to her anymore"

by bootylicker33 February 27, 2021