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The Catapult

when the male is about to release his fluids, he pulls back his penis and releases as he cums. thus, flinging his genital juices into her face... or any other desirable target.
martin: dude last night i was practicing my long shot!

dan: really what did you get?

martin: 20 feet!!!!

dan: really how did you do that???

martin: I used the catapult!
by martin maxwell July 22, 2006
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catapolt

When a girl is teabagging a guy, the guy pulls back his dick and flings it so it slaps her nose.
Jaleesa got a catapolt while she was teabagging Steve.
by Whitey n Out December 20, 2006
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Catapulting

The act of dry freezing your semen, breaking it up into pellet size chunks, then flinging it with a plastic spoon. This usually happens after sexual intercourse and the vagina is the most common target. This is NOT an effective way to get your partner pregnant.
Me and Sally were home alone and tried catapulting, she now has bruises in her vagina like a rotten apple.
by Munger 69 May 28, 2015
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Catapult Ho

A woman who has an invisible mattress tied to her back,and throws herself at anyone male or female!
Friend 1:"Did you see Barbara all over those butches at the club?"

Friend2,"I saw her. She's a catapult ho. Just throws herself at butches whenever she can"
by JocularCyrano62 September 9, 2010
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Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl
Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap
by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021
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Yoghurt catapult

A sex act where at the point of jizzing the penis is held down and released so the semen is catapulted.
John: totally did the Yoghurt Catapult last night
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.
by Socratov January 11, 2022
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Croatian Catapult

The act of inserting your flaccid penis into your own rectum and then becoming sexually aroused causing the penis to snap out of the anus and launch shit onto one's chest and chin.
Gave my self the Croatian Catapult last night, a treat superb.
by Lumpy44 August 28, 2022
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