Catitude

ie- Milk Titties
One who lactates milk from their nipples, despite being of the male gender. This milk titty juice can be rendered into a refreshing beverage.

"Posting in a milk titties thread."

"Catitude's nips, lol."

by The Vestibule Archiver April 28, 2009

Costitute

A small, delicate, Holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. To put it basically, "fiver a go".

"I travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this Costitute, and it was only a fiver! Bargin!"

"I dont think they know it, but that Costitute has his shlong hanging out"

by The real Costitute May 8, 2009

Catitude

Hissy and pissy demeanor when you're about to become a father once again and are stressing from lack of nicotine.

Josh hasn't had a cigarette in a while and he's starting to develop a real catitude at work.

by Bertomanfred January 16, 2018

castigate

verb. a popular combination of castrate and investigate.

Your girlfriend is going to be so pissed you didn't call her back, she's going to castigate you!!!

by PirateK April 1, 2010

Costitude

A person who goes to Church and says that she IS a virgin...YET she is not. And it will COST her in the "end."

Susie-Q

by Blonde Babe October 15, 2003

crostitute

Cross dressing prostitute

I was so hammered last night , I didn't realize the prostitute I picked up was actually a crostitute.

by Timmy Teninch O'mazin November 11, 2013

pastitute

A prostitute who brings you a pasta dinner before having sex with you. Usually accompanied by a service charge, and an infection.

Hey Nick, what should we do after this wedding?

Lets get a pastitute- I'm starving!

by Space Pizza March 28, 2014