Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games

He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.

by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020

coasterize

coasterize or UK (COASTERISE)
Verb: A CD-W/RW that has been rendered to the state of being only useful as a coaster for hot drinks.

Dern it; Roxio burned the wrong bloody data! This CD's been coasterixed!

by SkelDeath May 23, 2005

cauterise

to deaden or render senseless or insensitive;
to burn, sear or freeze by means of a caustic agent

The flesh around the wound was cauterised to minimize pain.

by deadlyD September 5, 2011

carmelize

To use the form generalblize in working context

to take what someone has said and change it to german completely changing the context

<car> my name is car and I crave cock
mein Name ist Auto und ich crave Hahn

by posterslutbag October 3, 2004

Cauterize

To make eye contact with her.

Yup, I kept staring her way till I finally cauterize.

by Im_bonafide June 21, 2011

Carterising

To spread sexually transmitted diseases around a small village, or other small community.

When Dan Carter arrived in the village of Begbroke it was chlamydia free. This was followed by an outbreak of Carterising.
It isn't now.

by Oxon February 2, 2009

Carterism

When one starts drama with their crush or the past crush. That is considered Carterism

Oh the Carterism...

by thekittttykat April 17, 2017