Columbine Catastrophe

An alternate name for Reaper's ult in Overwatch.

Player: I just Columbine Catastrophe'd their entire team!

by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016

Catastrophic Fail

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics

Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail

by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010

fartastrophe

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

catastrophy

Misspelling of 'catastrophe'. One of those scenarios when you know the word looks wrong, but you can't figure out what's wrong with it.

I mispelled 'catastrophy'.

by How Inane December 8, 2010

cuntastrophe

when good pussy goes bad

did you see jenny last night. what a cuntastrophe

by louflo July 11, 2010

catastrophic

Causing a catastrophe, or a large disaster. Disastrous.

Walking into that trashcan was completely catastrophic for our relationship.

by A. Os May 11, 2006

Bartastrophe

A situation whereby a barrister's chambers switch Counsel at the last minute.

Chambers just called and their pupil is going to have to do the case, it's a total bartastrophe.

by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011