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Careography

The choreography of cars, often seen in action movies and car demonstrations.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw The Blues Brothersyesterday
Guy 2: Oh Ya?
Guy 1: Ya, the Careography was great
by Lucky251 December 27, 2008
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catography

The art taking photos of your precious kitty.
Catography: The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

"Britt has really taken cartography to a new level with her recent expose' featuring Mr. Kittums re-enacting scenes from classic movies."
by K blunt August 12, 2016
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carnographer

(noun) someone who makes maps out of meat, or maps of meat.
The carnographer marked the filet and the other cuts in marker on the cow.
by skillethead October 5, 2012
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Cartography

The art of taking pictures from inside a car.
It takes much skill to master the art of cartography. (TRUE FACT)
by BetterDenYou December 2, 2016
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Cartographer

acts like a god by naming places, stealing land, putting borders, etc. Cartographers like to act innocent by saying that the mapping is just for exploration and pure science, while the true intention of their financiers is to take your land. It is an evil profession. Do not trust them.
"James Cook FRS (7 November 1728 – 14 February 1779) was a British explorer, navigator, cartographer, and captain in the British Royal Navy, famous for his three voyages between 1768 and 1779 in the Pacific Ocean and to New Zealand and Australia in particular." - Wikipedia
by mapmakerdavid May 22, 2022
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Cornographic

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.
1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.
by clohy July 17, 2010
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Cornography

a film or other media meant to be serious that is corny
by jerry dragon May 10, 2004
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