v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.
named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.
named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.
Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.
by halonistic February 23, 2012
When a docter doesn't know what's wrong with you so they give you a whole bunch of antibiotics and steriods, hoping they will kill whatever you have.
We don't know what wrong with you so we gonna do a carpet bomb. Here's a handful of colorful pills. It might make you better and make you worse than when you came in. Fingers crossed!
by Dr. No Care December 17, 2009
when your masturbating and you cum all over the carpet/floor area leaving a crusty stains in your carpet
by L.L.spermway February 23, 2010
When, as part of a sexual act one partner takes a steamy dump on the other partners pubes. The act can be either expected/desired or sudden and surprising; though the latter typically produces a negative response.
John: Dude you're banging Becky these days right? I've heard she's a freak - is it true?
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!
by ADRicci December 25, 2010
Guy 1 : Dude what is that fishy smell?
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.
by ADDing01 July 01, 2013
When a female repeatedly dips her "carpet" on a defeated opponent's face, generally as a sign of disrespect or dominance. Effectively a female version of the "teabag."
As with the "V Bag" this is mostly used in the gaming community by female players who have defeated a disrespectful or arrogant opponant. A way of putting gamer jerks in their place.
As with the "V Bag" this is mostly used in the gaming community by female players who have defeated a disrespectful or arrogant opponant. A way of putting gamer jerks in their place.
by the lordbaddkitty April 27, 2009
The at of taking a dump on your sexual partners pubic hair. This act is related to the bunker buster.
by Glen Newhall February 07, 2007