Carp

bottom feeder, as in Lesbian. The fish that can eat it's own weight in pussy.

Dude, that honey's a bottom feeder don't
waste any Crown and 7 on it.

by PaintedFist November 25, 2002

carp

Anagram of the word Crap, can be used secretely without someone getting offended.

Mispelling of the word crap.

Also a type of fish.

Do you like your new school shoes son?
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.

omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type

by Pipey Magraw March 11, 2006

carp

the special childen who are forced to live in big emptty rooms covered in carpet so they dont fall and hurt them selves hense the word "CARP" short for carpet, These childen face a lack of social knowlegde and face a slight case of mental retardation

timmy is such the carp

by big bird on campus September 04, 2007

carped

A revenge tactic in a prank war. Use coat hangers or wire to attach carp (or your fish of choice) to the undercarriage of a car. Most effective in the summer. After a few days the smell will be very noticeable but not obvious where it is coming from. It is the perfect prank because no permanent damage will be caused and it will not cost any money to the pranked other than maybe a few car washes.

We need to get Dave back for putting toothpaste under my door handles. I think he needs to get carped!

by UncleJon September 12, 2013

carp

acronym for:

Cool
And
Radically
Popular

Carver: I aim to be CARP. Cool and Radically Popular.
Tony: Good thing you don't want to be Cool Rich and Popular.
Carver: Why?

by MaxManhatten June 11, 2007

carp

A frivolous complaint.
A fish.
A homemade harp. (crap/harp?

"I can't stand all of his carps!"
"There's a carp in the water"
"That carp made of ropes and boards sounds surprisingly good.

by Carcass July 03, 2005

carp

To hold unparalleled power; to not suck. Often times has large, skilled hands.

That guy is carping all over today.

by Chris Carpenter March 02, 2004