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America is in a Trump (connundrum)
by Sparkle Fart September 21, 2017
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Woot Conundrum

The time of night when you can't decide if it would be worth it to go to bed or to stay up to see the next day's woot.
Dude #1: Aren't you going to bed yet? It's late and you have a 8am final tomorrow.
Dude #2: Na, I'm waiting for the woot to change!
Dude #1: Gawd, not the dreaded woot conundrum.
by nm3210 April 30, 2011
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Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson
Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.
by Dr. Longnuts April 7, 2020
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gender-orientation conundrum

A confusion of one's sexual orientation based on a crush, interest, lust, etc over someone who is transgender, gender fluid, androgynous, or other.
Alex realizes that he has developed strong feelings of love towards Sam. Alex is unsure of Sam's biological sex. Alex was straight , but now he doesn't know what he is. He is now in a gender-orientation conundrum.
by ジョシちゃん August 25, 2016
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Sweaty Man Conundrum

When you are inside wearing a jacket and you get so sweaty that you can't take your jacket off, because then you'll reveal just how wet your clothes are under the jacket.
Mate, yesterday I was in a meeting and I was wearing a jacket. Before I knew it I experienced the Sweaty Man Conundrum, my T-shirt was soaking wet so I had to leave the jacket on for 2 hours.
by Skoyð June 2, 2016
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Toy Story Conundrum

The Toy Story Conundrum says just because some scenario take place when you are not noticing, does not mean it does not happen at all, like the Toys being alive cannot be disputed because they are active when you aren't watching.

Of course, there are other applications of the phrase too,
C : "I don't usually kill spiders because they kill the other insects. It's like they work for me but I need them to stay in certain areas of the house."
A : "But why? they create invisible webs and are a pest, so I guess it's best to kill"
C : "I don't know if we do or if the spider gets them before I notice."
A: "Fair point, it's the toy story conundrum"
by itwasworththis January 11, 2020
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Cumnundrum

When you have to think too hard about where to deposit your own semen. Or as I like to say: "When you really, really aren't sure where to put your slick little boys!".
"She told me she was on the pill, and yet I should have been wearing a condom anyway, and then she kept saying 'cum inside me!, cum inside me!'". It was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.
by Scooby Blue June 8, 2009
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