george carlin

A comedian who beats the shiat out of Dane Cook. He has 14 HBO specials, something most other comedians can't even match and based off his new special, he IS an old fuck. Most of his notings are true and because of him, many people have become comedians themselves. IE Lewis Black.

George Carlin's Sports Cheer: "Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizzard shit, FUCK!"

by blasfamy March 2, 2008

George Carlin

1937-2008
Pioneer of comedy, dirty wordsman, quite possible the funniest man ever.

Founded the 7 dirty words: Shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker tits

Brian: You know who's dead and funny? Mitch Hedburg

Will: You know who's funnier and more dead? George Carlin

by Justin Tense November 19, 2009

george carlin

1937-2008
one of the most brilliant comedians in history...
He was very intelligent and open minded and first known for the 7 dirty words
also renowned for bashing religion, banks, the government, the elitist class that rule and control america and etc...

He was truthful and told it like it is
many comedians today can trace their roots back to George Carlin
basically the white version of Richard Pryor

by 23453124 November 12, 2009

Carlena

She's Sweet , beautiful, loving, and caring

She called me beautiful, she's such a Carlena

by Rgirlheart August 15, 2016

Carlien

A Carlien is always the nice friend in the friend group.A lot of people tend to call her Caroline or Carlie but that's incorrect. She is very extroverted and is super talkative and can come off a bit annoying to some people who don't know her. She is very giving and sometimes does anything to make others feel better, even if it means she is mentally unwell. You will also never see a Carlien with flat ass. She has good booty.

Person 1: "I just saw a really beautiful girl. It must be a Carlien"

Person 2: " DID she have that ass? Then definitely"

by Allisonreed April 21, 2021

George Carlin

A man who was incarnated by The Lord and then applied for a name change to "George Carlin". His comedy was direct, in your face, and to the point. He was also an accomplished philosopher.

I don't want to die! I want to live! That's the great secret to life...Not dying!

-George Carlin

by M2012 August 5, 2010

George Carlin

The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.

"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008