Carnage

A sudden urge to cause mayhem where ever you are. destroying everything or anyone in your way!

CARNAGE!! LETS SMASH UP THE COMMON ROOM!!!

by bcb forever October 28, 2010

Post Game Carnage Report

A report of all carnage that took place during a game(predominantly Halo2 online). Includes kills, deaths, killing sprees...etc. This is where the you will hear the words noob and pwned approximately 17 times per sentence. You will hear from a noob exactly why they did so bad. Also this is where you will hear gamers yelling at their fellow teammates for their poor play, because now they can see exactly how bad they are. It is also a place where great players get off to their dominance of a video game( I would be lying if I said I am not one of them)

Noob: Dude I shot a guy 40 times in the face with the shotgun and he didn't die, then he killed me with a single pistol.
Me: Or you just suck, and got pwnt.

Nick: I didnt do too bad that game.
Me: After viewing the Post Game Carnage Report, I noticed I had 30 kills and 4 deaths. Yet we lost, whilst you merely had 4...and 21 deaths.
Nick: I'm getting better.
Me: Noob.

by www.theradiotower.org July 30, 2007

carnage

unfortunate event or situation with seriously detrimental social consequences

eileen: i hear daniel's hooking sylvia
danny: isn't she wyan's girlfriend?
yish: yea...
all: ...carnage

by Yish August 24, 2006

Carnaged

The process of ones heart being shredded, destroyed shattered. When you’ve read a book or novel that’s left you so destroyed or heartbroken you feel lost.

I finished That new Novel and I’ve been Carnaged .

by Mellie13 October 26, 2017

Carbage

Unhealthy foods (e.g. junk foods) but are mostly carbohydrates in nature.

"Wow I just ate a lot of carbage." - if one just consumed a large amount of bread, cookies, etc.

by BuyOffice Troll August 2, 2012

Carnage Board

a.k.a. College Board. Even after sucking all money and vitality from its victim student, it continues to feed on the remaining corpse through "special offers" and not-so-subtle advertising. Hence, "Carnage" Board.

Kyle: You're as emaciated as a skeleton, Rachel! What happened?
Rachel: I survived Carnage Board.

by drbazzi November 2, 2009

Carnage

Alisdair "The Machine" Hastie

of Morningside, Edinburgh.

"This is going to be carnage tonight mehhht"

aka "Ally Hastie is going to ram your door down you prick"

"Carnage Central tonight"

aka. "Alisdair Hastie will be drinking, smoking weed, breaking jaws (hint hint) and will be ramming doors down at Pollock Halls tonight"

by I've naeeeee iiideeaaa October 3, 2009