carbon

the hoe of the periodic table

carbon is a hoe

by Idefineshit123 October 5, 2020

Cardinal Rumble

When two very large people get it on in a very small and warm place causing them to turn red like cardinals.

Hey dude why are you so red?

I was just banging big Bertha in the hallway closet, there's no A/C in there.

Oh I see you two were having a little cardinal rumble!

by Biggenlover69 July 20, 2013

Inanimate carbon rod

An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside

Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.

by Josh Mcenroe July 18, 2004

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.

"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017

Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

carcinogenic

has the power to give someone or something cancer

If inhaled too much, chloroform can be carcinogenic

by Oceanwalker May 11, 2016

Douche cabinet

What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche

Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.

by Fastcracka January 11, 2017